They're on to me!

Mentioned at LGF's post about "Choice Moonbat Quotes" following the election, is this gem originating on a pagan forum over at Livejournal:

(Note: the following screed is quoted as written -- no edits by yours truly.)

**Magical Election Ta pering: SHUT IT DOWN!** Ok, I can understand the restlessness I've been feeling since yesterday. There's a lot riding on this election, and passions are running high on both sides, so naturally eceryone and their naked brother who has an ounce of Power and no clue about Shielding is leaking energy like a hair dryer in a bathtub. So it's Shields Up for me, but I'm still getting enough bleedover to make me jittery and a little manic if I don't concentrate. That's all to be expected.

What wasn't expected was that once I filtered out all that background noise, I started hearing a calm, resonable, and powerful head-voice saying things like
"Kerry doesn't have the experience we need in these troubled times." and "Give Bush a chance to make it better."

Anyone who knows me KNOWS these are not my thoughts! And besides, I
voted last week. No, there's no way in Hades these are my thoughts.

Gods-damn it! The f*cking Republicans have got Magical help pumping out
a clear, unified, focused broadcast, and you can be sure, every sensitive is
picking it up. These are the people most likely to vote Kerry, and I'd like to think they are resolute enough not to be swayed by telepathic subliminal advertising, but it's such a rarely-done thing, and so few people are properly trained these days, that I fear it will be more effective. Just watch
and see who says "I was going to vote for Kerry, but for some reason I
changed my mind at the last minute."

Who would be doing this for them? Gee, who are the Mages driving around
in those black Mercedes and Lincolns with the tinted windows? The ones who live in the mansions with the hell-hounds in the yard and the 7-foot tall hairless black doormen? Every town has some, the bigger the town, the more of these "High Magi" you will find.

I have no idea what their agenda may be, but you can be damn sure the
welfare of the common human on the street is not a part of it.

So shield, people, shield. And screen. And if you can shield a polling
place, do it! I'm not saying to try to interfere with people's choices, but rather prevent them from being interfered with.

This is important, people, and it may be too late already.

[Linda stops laughing with a physical effort/wipes eyes]


A bit of advice: Honey, those voices aren't necessarily magical workings or the voices of your spirit guides. Lithium and/or thorazine sometimes help. Talk to your doctor.

But Who woulda thunk I had that much power?

So, now and forevermore, let me be known as Linda, High Magistra of the VRWC...

posted by Linda on November 4, 2004 04:59 PM

So you will be taking over for Karl Rove then?

I'm sorry Linda, I can no longer talk to you since you are using your superior thought control spell to influence my choices. (sniff... sniff...)

Ok... joking aside. Perhaps it was her conscience speaking to her, but she hasn't heard it for so long that she has no idea it's hers.

Posted by: Ethne at November 4, 2004 05:37 PM

It sounds like a bad Buffy script or something...these people are really reaching these days.

Posted by: viking at November 4, 2004 06:41 PM

Now that I am the self-appointed Mistress of Magic for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, I want my black tinted-window Mercedes delivered on Saturday morning. 10:00 works for me. Make sure the carseat is preinstalled.

Posted by: Linda at November 4, 2004 08:30 PM

Oh, and didn't you know? Rove calls me for advice.


Posted by: Linda at November 4, 2004 08:30 PM

Seriously, I read some of those posts coming over from DU and I wonder why these psychos cannot understand that talking about going and plugging anyone that is Republican is considered - in their terms - hate speech. How can they not understand that they are also being racists? It is precisely the reason why I didn't shed to many tears leaving diary-x and deleting my account. Their forums were full of that spleen. Kos and his ilk are out of their minds.

You want a revolution, baby? Bring it.

Posted by: Ethne at November 4, 2004 09:25 PM

I think it's funny when the unwashed hippies talk about revolution, considering that they want to take on the demographic who is not only better armed, but actually prepared to handle crap like that.

I just wonder how the People's Army of Asshats will like it when they're starving on the coasts because the Bread Belt has shut them out. Then consider that my neck of the woods sells drinking water to places like California, and it becomes even funnier.

Yep. What you said: Revolution? Bring it. [yawn]

Posted by: Linda at November 4, 2004 11:08 PM

So at the next protest the moonbats can avoid Godwin's Law by carrying sings that read ...

"Bush = Valdemort"

Or they could go for the trifecta:

"Chimpy Bushitler = Valdemort"

The possibilities are endless!

Posted by: Godwin's Loophole at February 5, 2005 10:07 AM