(Via my father)
Subject: Democratic National Convention Agenda6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
6:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:30pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Homosexual marriage ceremony for male and female couples.
9:30pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.
10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Cameo by Howard 'Yeeearrrrrrrgh!' Dean
10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.
11:00pm - Multiple homosexual marriage ceremony for threesomes and
groups.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.
11:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democratic candidate.
Scary thing is -- that's probably pretty close to how it'll look.
posted by Linda on May 28, 2004 04:41 PMScary, indeed.
It's like one of those puzzles where you connect the dots and you suddenly realize you have revealed something despicable.
Let us hope that the Democratic Party remembers they are Americans and what that entails.
Posted by: David at May 31, 2004 07:29 AMIt has created a big stir in Massachusetts already.
http://www.sovo.com/2004/5-14/view/actionalert/index.cfm
I miss the fact that there won't be a bake sale for this one. I'll miss those nice almond cookies the wives of the Dem. Senators usually bake.
Posted by: Brian Weaver at May 31, 2004 02:26 PM